Software Engineers Solve Problems
Dear  [Lynn],
You mean you’re not yet used to my being right yet? 
You should always confess your troubles to a software engineer. As this case illustrates, you’ll save yourself much hardship in the long run if you do. *snicker* We make good therapists.
You mean that guy didn’t floss the cat’s teeth? Heavens. That’s outrageous!!!
Later.
Tom