More “Javing”
Dear  [Lynn],
Yep. The haircut was most relaxing. The whole weekend was such.
And it sounds like you had a nice weekend also – based on our phone conversation last night.
Well, if *I* used it incorrectly, than YOU must have done so also, since I patterned my usage of “Javing” after yours – where you said that you were JAVING trouble getting up. You can’t slide out of this one. You’ve been caught red-handed, making a blunder. Admit it. 
Tom