Line Noise Makes Typos
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
Nope. No trouble. Just dealing with some line noise. [That caused the typo.] Yea, it was static that did that. Do you believe that?
Tom
Archive for April 10th, 2000
A Divorce From Your Divorce?
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
A divorce from your divorce? Does that mean you want to be married to him again? 
Tom
Typos
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
Yes dear. Poor thing. That guy really sounds like a mean person. I trust you didn’t marry him, knowing he was like that. 
Tom
Ho Hum Day
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
Nope, I never harass.
Nice to have you near by the email today.
Work going okay. Not particularly good, not particularly bad. Going okay.
Later.
Tom
Zip Disks
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
I’ve used both the Iomega and Fuji disks. Can’t tell any difference, at least in terms of performance. $70 for 10 Fuji disks is not a bad price at all
Later.
Tom
Mouse Droppings?
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
So, why don’t you have your parents stay with you and get them to sell their house? Seems like you’d have lots of room in that big old house in which you live. That way, you wouldn’t have to worry about the dead bugs.
Mouse droppings? They have mice in their house? Perhaps you should take your cats over there a few days before the folks arrive, to exterminate the place.
Later.
Tom
Weather Report: 2000-04-10
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
Sunny blue skies here today with a few clouds around – the white puffy kind.
Never liked the TASTE of coffee, although the smell is wonderful.
So, after closing the barn door, what time did you finally get to bed?
Later.
Tom
How Often I Do Laundry
Monday, April 10th, 2000Dear [Lynn],
Well, you wouldn’t have had to pay up because I did not log in at all over the weekend.
Man, you do a lot of laundry. Seems like you have a load sloshing several times a week. Me, I do it once every two weeks, and on those days, I do three or four loads. And not very big loads at that. Except for the underwear, that is.
Maybe you need someone to sing you a lullaby when you can’t get back to sleep.
Later.
Tom