How Often I Do Laundry
Dear  [Lynn],
Well, you wouldn’t have had to pay up because I did not log in at all over the weekend. 
Man, you do a lot of laundry. Seems like you have a load sloshing several times a week. Me, I do it once every two weeks, and on those days, I do three or four loads. And not very big loads at that. Except for the underwear, that is.
Maybe you need someone to sing you a lullaby when you can’t get back to sleep.
Later.
Tom