Lynn’s Living With a Guy
Dear  [Lynn],
Wow.
I tried calling you over the weekend and got your voice mail greeting, in which you said that callers could leave messages for [that guy you live with now] and your children. Is this the big change you were talking about? Are you and [that fellow], and item now? If so, I couldn’t be happier for you. You guys seem to have so much in common yet compliment each other so well, especially the way he helps you haul stuff around for your [...] business. If I’m off the wall here, forgive me. But I just didn’t want you to feel self-conscious telling me about this, if this is in fact what the big change is. 
Do tell me more.
Tom